Skankalicious.

jerkidiot:

there was a girl on my bus who was on tumblr and i looked at her and said “tumblr is the worst thing that has ever happened to me” and she looked at me and said “i know i follow you” 

(via cumfort)

tapdancers:

Do kids still do lemonade stands these days or do they go straight to dealing

(Source: basedpidgeot, via hotboyproblems)

snorlaxatives:

i’ve compiled a list of the things i say most during school

  • what
  • wait what
  • what do we do
  • i have to pee
  • when does this class end
  • whens lunch
  • what

(via armadillo)

chilledoutcatgirl:

w8liftress:

latviia:

michaxl:

do she got

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i just SPIT all over my screen 

This is going too far now

(via orgasm)

zkac:

  • just because
  • i disagree with you
  • does not mean
  • i am not your friend

(via crystallized-teardrops)

glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

(Source: surf4ces, via hotboyproblems)